When a video game boss has multiple forms:
The boss:
When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you and now they mad
Gays at brunch
Broooooo
scottish twitter is gonna save the world
My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.
In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”
Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”
Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”
Me: 😳
me once the ethanol, hydrogen peroxide, and polymers from the 18 tide pods i just ate finally start getting absorbed by my intestines and start attacking my central nervous system
2018 mood
my clogged pore when i try to pop it and it turns into a cyst
SCREAM!
oh this house sort of goes off in its own way; the kitchen is a moment
Imagine them fucking all over the decor
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I literally just watched 2 minutes of this straight wondering who tops. i think theyre either both true vers or ricky is top
The amount of vers energy in this video is truly overwhelming
good for them
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this changed me as a person
I’m in tears!
I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy
Him: Are you masc?
Me:
